Rotisserie customer attacked by machete-wielding gang

Every day, it seems that London is getting closer and closer to the urban jungle it promises to become. The latest event? An ambush in a rotisserie, where a man is attacked by a machete-wielding gang. These guys obviously didn't get the memo about the dangers of running around with knives. The attack, which took place in Haringey at around 9.15pm on May 14, was filmed by surveillance cameras. The victim, a 20-year-old who only wanted his fried chicken, was savagely attacked by masked men. Police have arrested a 17-year-old suspect and are looking for witnesses.