A mysterious, thong-filled general brawl

Welcome to Las Vegas, where even a fight can turn into a show! Last night, a quarrel between a traveling salesman and a man ended unexpectedly. You know those moments when you think, "This only happens in Vegas"? Well, here's one of those moments. A woman (or man?), dressed in a thong, stole the show by stepping in to separate the combatants. That's unusual enough, isn't it? Well, brace yourself. A spectator took over, telling everyone about his own experience with thongs. Ah, Las Vegas, you never cease to surprise...